1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:02,627 [opening theme music playing] 2 00:00:02,752 --> 00:00:04,254 ♪ Kiff ♪ 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,756 ♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪ 4 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:08,675 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,552 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 6 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:17,058 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 7 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,144 ♪ Kiff ♪ 8 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,395 ♪ Kiff! ♪ 9 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:23,732 [giggles] 10 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,067 [both laugh] 11 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,945 {\an8}[announcer] Brought to you by We Won Trophy Cases. 12 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,196 {\an8}For winners! 13 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,867 {\an8}[Kiff] Look at all these cool clubs, Barry. 14 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,535 {\an8}Wow. 15 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,870 [gasps] "Discuss"! 16 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,415 Huh? "On the sports field"? 17 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:43,126 Oh, yeah. Fresh air is great for discussing. 18 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,003 [quirky music playing] 19 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,092 - This is the Discuss Club? - It sure is. 20 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,094 Never heard it pronounced that way, though. 21 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:56,181 Uh, do I discuss while holding this, or... 22 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:57,974 - It's a discus. - Discuss. 23 00:00:57,974 --> 00:01:00,602 - Discus. - Dis... cuss. 24 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,020 "Dis-kiss." 25 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,064 It's a sport from the ancient world. 26 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,774 - Oh. - Oh. 27 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,192 Okay, sorry for the misunderstanding, P.S. 28 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,777 Kiff! The discus! 29 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,153 Oh, yeah. 30 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:14,908 [triumphant theme playing] 31 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,163 Never seen such perfect form. 32 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,831 Look at this trophy case. 33 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:23,792 - [snoring] - It is all case. 34 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,293 This is why we need you, Kiff. 35 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,669 What about Barry? 36 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:28,088 We'll find something for Barry. 37 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,172 - Yeah! - Yeah! 38 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,381 [both grunt] Ow. 39 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:31,883 Now, a lot of athletes get 40 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,259 something called performance anxiety. 41 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,803 It's when they get all in their heads about-- 42 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,805 [sonic boom] 43 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,264 Bring me "The Heavy One." 44 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,642 [sporty theme playing] 45 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,197 She's a natural. 46 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:57,575 [Barry grunts] 47 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:58,952 [laughs] 48 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,203 - [marching band playing] - [Kiff] Wow. 49 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:01,287 Our first track meet. 50 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,956 Who would have thought, Bar? 51 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,707 Us! Sports! 52 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,086 - Whoo! Yeah! - [laughs] 53 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,170 [blows whistle] 54 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:13,299 [yells, groans] 55 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:20,598 I'm more of a pole vaulter, anyway. 56 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:21,850 [whistle blows] 57 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,017 Never mind. 58 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,186 [pole vaulter lands] 59 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:27,647 [grumbles] 60 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,111 [marching band ends] 61 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:35,822 [triumphant music playing] 62 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,247 [cheering] 63 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:47,792 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 64 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:50,920 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 65 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,090 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 66 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,508 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 67 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,343 - Whoo! - Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 68 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:00,430 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 69 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,931 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 70 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,475 - Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! - All right, this is me. 71 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:07,687 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 72 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:08,813 [whispering] Kiff. Kiff. 73 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,690 Kiff. Kiff. Kiff. Kiff. 74 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,778 Our very first trophy. 75 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:18,072 It's perfect. Almost. 76 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,741 [hopeful theme playing] 77 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,452 [whistles] Look at that. Mmm. 78 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,704 [peppy music playing] 79 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:29,667 [camera shutter clicking] 80 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,047 [camera shutters click] 81 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,340 [cheering] 82 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:42,013 I know you're all excited for the big track meet this Friday. 83 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,723 - [cheering] - [Kiff grumbles] 84 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:47,894 But remember, your book reports are due that day, too. 85 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,479 - [all groan] - [Kiff] Whoo! 86 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,274 - [school bell rings] - Pep rally! 87 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:54,359 [cheering] 88 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,194 All right, listen up, everybody. 89 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,655 On Friday, our worthy opponents will... 90 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,490 eat our dust! 91 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:01,991 [cheering] 92 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,118 You remember our rivals, Tuft Pierre. 93 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,203 - Boo! - Boo! 94 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,579 - Yes, boo them! - Boo. 95 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,414 They always take home the big trophy, 96 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,874 but not anymore. 97 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:11,834 Because we have a secret weapon. 98 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,337 And her name is Kiff! 99 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,172 [cheering] 100 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,757 - Yeah! - Hooray! 101 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,260 For once, that huge trophy is coming home with us 102 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,804 to live in our brand-new... 103 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,305 trophy case! 104 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,723 - Ooh! - Ooh! 105 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:27,517 I spent half the school budget 106 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,519 on this state-of-the-art trophy case, 107 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,730 hand-crafted from luxurious mahogany. 108 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,023 - Wow! - Whoo-hoo! 109 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:35,858 - Half the school budget? - [cheers] 110 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,318 - Yeah! - Mahogany! 111 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:38,653 That's right, mahogany. 112 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,114 And I spent the other half on this. 113 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,116 - [cheering] - Yeah! 114 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,867 - Go, Kiff! - [cheering] 115 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,452 Yeah way! 116 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,413 [kid] That's her! 117 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,497 [school bell rings] 118 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:50,999 Okay, everyone. 119 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,543 Time to hand in those book reports. 120 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,128 [trembling] 121 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,296 What? 122 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,422 [tense theme playing] 123 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:04,512 [slow-motion] Book report. 124 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:11,102 I was so busy with sports, I never even cracked the book. 125 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,353 Oh, that's fine, Kiff. 126 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:13,813 You can have an "A" anyway. 127 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,023 What? Why? 128 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,566 Well, you're a jock now. 129 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,652 Principal Secretary said just keep throwing those Frisbees, 130 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,113 and you'll never have to write a book report again. 131 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,115 - [sighs] - [yells] 132 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:27,368 Oh, you can leave whenever you feel like, too! 133 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:29,245 You cannot. 134 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:31,205 - [glass squeaks] - Stop! 135 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:32,915 I can't do it, P.S. 136 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,626 I just can't! I'm never throwing that discus again! 137 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:36,919 What? Why? 138 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:38,629 Why didn't you make a statue of me 139 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:42,300 {\an8}for that insane plant diagram I did last month, huh? 140 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,135 What? No one cares about that. 141 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,720 How can you do this to me? 142 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,513 How can you do this to the trophy case? 143 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:50,224 - The big track meet is today! - I quit. 144 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:51,476 Mm, counteroffer. 145 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,936 You don't quit, and you get more "A's." 146 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,938 I don't want "A's" I don't earn. 147 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:57,190 "B's," then! 148 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,941 -"B"-pluses? - [door slams] 149 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,610 - [marching band playing] - [cheering] 150 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,282 Let's go, Tables. 151 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,492 ♪ Ha ch-ch-ch-cha ♪ 152 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,659 [cheering] 153 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,161 - [helicopter thrumming] - [screams] 154 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:12,705 [ominous music playing] 155 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:20,463 Okay, party people. First up, we have the javelin. 156 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:21,631 Yeah! 157 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:27,178 Uh... 158 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,138 Need a little more practice? 159 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,640 [chuckles] 160 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,935 Ouch! Tuft Pierre in the lead, ahead by one. 161 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,645 [military music playing] 162 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,522 - [snorts] - [whistle trills] 163 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,566 [neighs] 164 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:43,778 Ooh! Look at those legs. Not good, eh? 165 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,364 - [cheering] - Yeah! 166 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,452 Ahh... 167 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,747 - [laughing] - [Mr. Ripeppa] Pfft. 168 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:57,667 [commentator] Pretty much how I thought that would go. Yee-yee-yee. 169 00:06:58,793 --> 00:06:59,794 [military music playing] 170 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,883 Uhh. Agh! 171 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:07,885 - Oh, yay! - Yeah! 172 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:10,763 Yes! The warthog girl... what's-her-name. 173 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,348 Yes. Renée. 174 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,934 [peppy music playing] 175 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,438 [whistle trills] 176 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,982 [horn blows] 177 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,567 It's come down to discus, 178 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,319 as usual, and we have... 179 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,321 {\an8}Barry. 180 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:31,868 [patting a beat] 181 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,454 [quirky music playing] 182 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:40,334 - Maybe there is a chance. - A star is falling from the sky! 183 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:43,045 - [rumbling] - That's not a star! 184 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,130 It's a person! 185 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,387 [intimidating music playing] 186 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:57,143 Our appropriately aged discus champion. 187 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:00,229 [laughter] 188 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,231 Ta-ta, Table Townies. 189 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,068 {\an8}This guy hasn't been a kid in years. 190 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,197 [joints pop] 191 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,159 - Oh, yeah! - Huzzah! 192 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,954 Whoa. This person involved in a children's track meet 193 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,498 has quite the throwing arm. 194 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,708 [cheering] 195 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:26,214 Boo! Boo! Boo! 196 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:29,217 - Helen, I don't usually call on-- - Say no more. 197 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,138 [drums playing] 198 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:37,391 [clap] 199 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:41,646 ♪ Who's got the goods To win it all? ♪ 200 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,148 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪ 201 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:46,484 ♪ Who's got the chops To take the call? ♪ 202 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,694 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪ 203 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,155 ♪ Who's got the fire Burning hot? ♪ 204 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:53,699 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪ 205 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,952 ♪ Who's got the fight? Who can't be stopped? ♪ 206 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,663 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ Yes, we know who! ♪ 207 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,707 ♪ They say it takes A lot of team spirit ♪ 208 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,293 ♪ Dig deep If you wanna win it ♪ 209 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:09,340 ♪ Come together And work as a team ♪ 210 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,592 ♪ They say Don't take your eyes ♪ 211 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:13,886 ♪ Off that sweet prize ♪ 212 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:18,349 ♪ Stick together To reach your dream ♪ 213 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,102 ♪ They say you need A lot of attitude ♪ 214 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,563 ♪ They say you need To stand strong ♪ 215 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,023 ♪ They say you need A lot of heart ♪ 216 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,359 ♪ Well, they're all wrong! ♪ 217 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,820 You just need a lot of Helen. 218 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,531 ♪ Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen! ♪ 219 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,825 ♪ What? What? What? What? ♪ 220 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,994 {\an8}♪ Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen! ♪ 221 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,954 ♪ What? What? What? ♪ 222 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,540 Whoa there, Helens. That's quite enough. Shoo. Shoo now. 223 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,001 - [jabbering] - Begone with you all. 224 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,503 Put me in, Coach. Put me in. 225 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:49,046 - Hah! Hah! Hah! - [sighs] 226 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:51,507 Ooh, I've seen this in the movies. 227 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:54,343 It's the moment when that one kid who stinks at everything 228 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:57,680 surprises everyone and saves the day, eh? 229 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,057 [grunts] Heh. I can't pick it up. 230 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:02,727 What's happening? Are we conceding? 231 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,103 Please, Kiff. 232 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,147 Kiff? 233 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,857 I want an "F" on that book report. 234 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,025 Yes. Yes. 235 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,569 [triumphant theme playing] 236 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:18,826 One last time. 237 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,912 [theme music playing] 238 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:24,498 ♪ Kiff ♪ 239 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,752 [cheering] 240 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,432 ...big barrel... 241 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,684 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 242 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,519 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 243 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,605 [cheering] 244 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:52,860 Oh! Table Town School takes the victory! 245 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:56,405 An unprecedented win over Tuft Pierre! 246 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,948 Whoa! 247 00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:01,285 [marching band playing] 248 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:02,953 [squawks] 249 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,580 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 250 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,625 - Kiff-- - No. I walk on the ground now. 251 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,794 [triumphant music playing] 252 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,131 All trophy.